Tummy Titans - A One Page RPG

Hey Folks!  I made you a game as a Birthday Present!  It is a One Page Tabletop RPG called Tummy Titans. You can download it here for free - http://tinyurl.com/ley7348

I'll add some expanded content here in the upcoming weeks, just for fun.  In the meantime, I totally recommend TMNT & Other Strangeness for new Animal ideas, and the Xanth novels for new Sigil ideas.

I hope you enjoy it!

P.O.S.E Version 4

Welcome to Ancient Greece, where the burgeoning popularity of human statuary has forced the citizens to discover new, inventive ways of posing their bodies.

P.O.S.E is a physical game for 2 or more players. Players play a version of H.O.R.S.E. substituting difficult poses for basketball shots.

Rules:
1. The players stand in a circle, the one who was picked last as a child in gym class going first.
2. Each round, the player going first makes a pose.  This pose can be with their torso, limbs, face, or any other part of their body.
3. The next clockwise player must match the pose, and then move or change the position of a single limb or body part.  This movement should be a clean, single movement.  The player calls out their change.  They have to hold their new pose until it is their turn again.
4. The next player now must match the the pose and/or make each individual change since the last time they posed, and again move or change the position of a single limb.  Your change cannot be a direct inversion of the last change.
5.  Play continues in this way until a player cannot match the prior pose, either by being physically incapable, losing their balance, or by missing an element of the pose.  Players must take their individual turns with all due speed, as if someone else falls on your turn, the circle decides whether they get the letter, or you get it for taking too long.
6. The player that fails to match the pose gains a letter, and the next counter clockwise player starts the next round.
7.  You may only use a specific pose once in any given match.
8. When a player earns all 4 letters (P, O, S, E) they are eliminated from play, and the last player remaining wins!!!

P.O.S.E. Version 2

Welcome to Ancient Greece, where the burgeoning popularity of human statuary has forced the citizens to discover new, inventive ways of posing their bodies.

P.O.S.E is a physical game for 2 or more players. Players play a version of H.O.R.S.E. substituting difficult poses for basketball shots.

Rules:
1. The players stand in a circle, the one who was picked last as a child in gym class going first.
2. Each round, the player going first makes a pose.  This pose can be with their torso, limbs, face, or any other part of their body.
3. The next clockwise player must match the pose, hold it for ten seconds, and then move or change the position of a single limb.
4. The next player now must match the change, hold it for ten seconds, and again move or change the position of a single limb.
5.  Play continues in this way until a player cannot match the prior pose, either by being physically incapable, losing their balance, or by missing an element of the pose.
6. The player that fails to match the pose gains a letter, and the next counter clockwise player starts the next round.
7.  You may only use a specific pose once in any given match.
8. When a player earns all 4 letters (P, O, S, E) they are eliminated from play, and the last player remaining wins!!!

P.O.S.E

A physical game for 3 or more players. Players play a version of H.O.R.S.E. substituting difficult poses for basketball shots.

Rules:
1. All players become players in crowd. Choose players to start as First Player, Challenger, and Judge. These roles will change amongst players in the crowd over the course of play. Players in the crowd may interfere with the First Player and Challenger, as long as they do no physically touch them. The crowd should surround the First Player and Challenger.
2. Each round, the First Player and the Challenger face off. The First Player strikes a difficult pose, and must hold it for 20 seconds.
3. If the First Player succeeds in holding their pose for 20 seconds, the Challenger must hold the same pose for 20 seconds.
4. The Judge determines whether or not the First Player or the Challenger succeeds in holding the pose.
5. If the First Player fails to hold their pose for 20 seconds, the Challenger then strikes a pose for 20 second, which the First Player must match.
6. If the Challenger succeeds in holding the First Player's pose for 20 seconds, the Challenger then strikes a pose for 20 second, which the First Player must match.
6. If either player fails to hold the other player's pose for 20 seconds, that player earns a letter (P, O, S, E), and becomes the Judge. The Judge or a player in the crowd becomes the Challenger. No player may become Challenger again this way until all players have been the Challenger. Start again at 2.
7. If both the First Player and the Challenger have struck poses without eliminating the other, the Judge must strike a pose, and both the First Player and Challenger must hold to the pose as long as they can.  The first one to break the pose earns a letter (P, O, S, E) and becomes the Judge.
8. If any player earns all 4 letters (P, O, S, E) they are eliminated from play, and may no longer become the First Player or the Challenger.
9. Play continues til only 1 player remains. This player is the winner.

The NFC Title Game

So, most every place I look and listen this week, everybody seems to be firmly of the opinion that the New York Giants will do a little stomp dance on the face of the San Francisco 49ers. Or at least that seems to be the general public sentiment. The Vegas line favors San Fran, but in that Vegas-zoney way that seems to be based on making money off the rubes, and not on the actually abilities of the teams.

The New York Giants, as awesome as they looked last weekend, are a team built to beat the New England Patriots, the Green Bay Packers, the New Orleans Saints, or the Dallas Cowboys. (We'll also take Atlanta Falcons, San Diego Chargers, Pittsburgh Steelers and Detriot Lions as answers here.) The Giants are built to bring too much pressure up front with their base defense, while blanketing the other teams leading receivers - this forces high flying, high octane offenses into mistakes, and makes them rely on steady ball advancement, reducing possesions an offensive opportunity. At the same time, the Giants offense is built to exploit weak defenses, not overcome strong ones.

Look at the games the Giants lost this year - almost all of them were against teams playing the way the Giants play, disruptive pressure defense and opportunistic offense. Most of those teams do not have playmakers the quality of Eli Manning or JPP, and they still beat the Giants. I know the Giants are healthy for the first time all year, and if the Saints has beaten the 49ers last weekend, I would say they are the Super Bowl Favorite. But the Giants have to beat the 49ers, a team whose offense is used to taking what it can get and relying on the run, also a team whose defense is probably the best defense in the NFL this year. I dont see how that is a matchup that favors the Giants.

DM Questionnaire, via Playing D&D with Pornstars

Another Survey via Zak @ http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/

1. If you had to pick a single invention in a game you were most proud of what would it be?

A one-handed injection dagger for delivering swift action potions and poisons. Or a dark elder god revived in the format of a herd of cattle.

2. When was the last time you GMed?
September 2011

3. When was the last time you played?
January 2012

4. Give us a one-sentence pitch for an adventure you haven't run but would like to.

The party follows a criminal/murderer/villian into an underground cave complex that holds an entire village of hideous mutants and outcasts who the villian aids and assists as a spiritual leader.

5. What do you do while you wait for players to do things?

Plan or tweak upcoming encounters, actions and moments to fuck with them as best as possible. If they take a REALLY long time, I'll get a snack, or hunt some extra forbidding music or pictures.

6. What, if anything, do you eat while you play?

Depends, but usually one meal, plus many sugary or salty snacks.

7. Do you find GMing physically exhausting?

No.

8. What was the last interesting (to you, anyway) thing you remember a PC you were running doing?
Trailing another PC and guiding him away from the knowledge that my PC had murdered his father.

9. Do your players take your serious setting and make it unserious? Vice versa? Neither?

Both, really. The players are respectful of the setting in some sense, but it takes a serious second place to whatever their moods or desires are at the time of the game. Funny day for the players makes for a funny game, a serious day for a serious game.

10. What do you do with goblins?

Give them class levels and kills PCs with them, if I can.

11. What was the last non-RPG thing you saw that you converted into game material (background, setting, trap, etc.)?

Giant city catacombs beneath Montreal.

12. What's the funniest table moment you can remember right now?

13. What was the last game book you looked at--aside from things you referenced in a game--why were you looking at it?

Legend, an OGL derivative. I was looking at it for design ideas for my homebrew campaign, specifically some role-playing mechancis.

14. Who's your idea of the perfect RPG illustrator?

High Energy, Very Unusual, A Little Dark.
This: http://www.circusfare.com/ or this: http://toxoplasm.org/

15. Does your game ever make your players genuinely afraid?

Aside from a few attempts at true horror adventures, no.

16. What was the best time you ever had running an adventure you didn't write? (If ever)

I had an amazing time running the original Temple of Elemental Evil module with a group I played with in high school. Mostly the creative party solutions to navigating a dungeon of that size with all the personalities involved made the campaign oodles and oodles of fun.

17. What would be the ideal physical set up to run a game in?

Big screen behind me for pictures of the gameworld and npcs, a large table with battlemap and easily adjusted terrain pieces, small side tables next to each player for character sheet, dice, books or laptop. Warm, good natural light that is not overwhelming. Comfy, sinky chairs.

18. If you had to think of the two most disparate games or game products that you like what would they be?

Savage Worlds and Palladium (FRP, TMNT, Rifts)

19. If you had to think of the most disparate influences overall on your game, what would they be?
Viola Spolin (Theater Games and Improvisation) and The Legend of Zelda (dungeon crawling traps and puzzly goodness)

20. As a GM, what kind of player do you want at your table?

Someone who is ready to try anything once.

21. What's a real life experience you've translated into game terms?

Losing camping gear, food, and extra clothing and setting up a camp in the dark woods at night.

22. Is there an RPG product that you wish existed but doesn't?

Eh. There are so many great RPG products. A really good desktop/tablet app that allows a DM to easily fill in campagin/game content for players to create digital character records and campaign journals would be pretty awesome.

23. Is there anyone you know who you talk about RPGs with who doesn't play? How do those conversations go?
I know some game designers who do not play RPG's, but are interested in them. Those conversations are interesting because of how torn the designers are between the freedom and excitement of a tabletop RPG game and the fear of someone breaking their systems.

Secret Santicore Trap Tables

Here are a few linked trap tables that I created for Secret Santicore. Please enjoy them.

Transformation Trap
These two tables can be used separately, but are intended to be used together, so a player transformed by the trap would roll once on each table to discover what they have become.

New Form
1. Glinda, the Good Witch. Player becomes a Female Elf, S10 D10 C10 I13 W15 C17, and Primary weapon changes into Wand of Wonder with unlimited charges that is also a Mace +3.
2. Pigeon. Player’s possessions do not change, but the pigeon can only wear rings. Lose all racial and class abilities. Can fly at a speed of 40'.
3. Satyr.
4. Racial Enemy. Race changes to a race that hates the player's current race.
5. Unicorn. Player loses racial abilities, but retains class abilities, and gains a Unicorn's natural attacks, as well as a hatred of adult males of all kinds.
6. Slave of Dagon. Player becomes a horrible amphibious fish man. All statistics reduced by 2, all racial abilities lost, player gains the ability to breathe underwater, and land and swim speeds of 20'. The player must be immersed in water every 4 hours, or start taking Constitution damage.

Deformation
1. Tiny Hands. You always drop your sword on a natural 1 or a natural 20. It does not change the other results of the roll.
2. Massive Genitalia. Your Constitution increases by 2, but critical hits against you do additional damage (critical multiplier increases by 1).
3. Two Heads. You receive a -2 to Dexterity and Wisdom. You may take 2 Standard Actions instead of a Move and a Standard, but both actions are at -4.
4. Mucus Layer. Your skin becomes green and rubbery, and covered in a thin layer of mucus. You suffer a -2 to Constitution and Charisma, but gain Resist Fire and Electricity 5.
5. Marked. Your face in marked by evil. Good characters in your presence when your face is uncovered automatically dislike you, and suffer a -1 penalty to attacks, saves, and skill checks.
6. Tentacles. Each of your limbs becomes two tentacles. Your land speed changes to 10', and you can no longer wield traditional weapons, but you may hold items in your tentacles and strike with them. Each tentacle does 1d4 + 1/2 Str damage.


What is this corpse, and why shouldn't I touch it?
These two tables can be used separately, but are intended to be used together, so that a found corpse is defined and trapped.

Corpse
1. A troll at -8 hit points. In 5 minutes, it will stand at full hp.
2. The son of a local lord who has been missing. He wears his signet ring, and his parents will assume he was murdered by anyone wearing it.
3. Glinda, the Good Witch. Her wand has been cursed.
4. A leprous orc. Players touching it must succeed on a difficult (DC 18) Fortitude Save or contract leprosy.
5. A wizard's failed experiment at combining snakes and goats. Some snakes may still live inside the horror.
6. An ogre’s child, torn into a dozen pieces. Players waiting for 30 minutes will encounter the ogre, in an unstoppable rage.
7. A paladin whose blood has turned into holy water. A small pool of it sits next to the corpse. Any player willing to desecrate the body may harvest the water.
8. A pigeon with an extremely large ruby in its gullet.
9. A dead genie, and his now non-magical lamp. If players manage to resurrect the genie, he will grant one wish before disappearing.
10. Your mom. No, I don’t know how she got here. Player enters a rage in the next combat encounter.

Trap
1. Corpse explodes dealing high (8d6) fire damage to all within 20’, Reflex Save for half. Trap is a rune scrawled on corpse's back, and can be noticed with a difficult perception check.
2. Already claimed as food by nearby massive, rabid bear. The bear will attack anyone touching the corpse in a berserk rage.
3. Covered in Super Glue. Corpse sticks to player until that can succeed on an extremely difficult (DC 20) Strength Check. Each check takes 1 hour.
4. Smells truly awful. Player must succeed on a difficult (DC 18) Fortitude Save or be nauseous for 4 hours. Players succeeding are still at -1 to attacks, saves, and skill checks for 4 hours, and no one wants to stand near them for at least 1 day.
5. Corpse is made up of doppelganger ants. Doppelganger ants attack anything that touches them, swarming for 3d6 damage per round. Once they kill their prey, the ants mimic their victim as a corpse.
6. Corpse is lying in an acid pool. When touched, the corpse falls completely apart, and the player must succeed on a difficult (DC 18) Reflex Save or fall into the acid pool themselves, taking high (8d6) acid damage.
7. If moved, desecrated, or otherwise disturbed, the corpse rises 2 rounds later as a Skeleton Warrior or Death Knight.
8. The corpse is a sacrifice by a local kobold tribe to their god, an ancient black dragon. Interfering with the corpse will bring the anger of the kobold tribe. Killing the tribe will anger their god.
9. The corpse is inhabited a camouflaged alien intelligence that lashes out to control the mind of the first person to touch it. Players interacting with the corpse must succeed on a difficult (DC 18) Will Save or be possessed.
10. Corpse is under a collapsing ceiling. Trap can be found and disarmed with difficult (DC 25) skill checks. If the wall collapses, any player within 10’ of the wall must succeed on a difficult (DC 18) Reflex Save or take heavy (8d6) crushing damage.